Why we are the best... (sounds cocky, I know)

I just received a sheet of all the stats the Los Angeles County Lifeguards had for the month of July 2006. These are the stats for the entire County...including 70 miles of coastline, and Santa Catalina Island.
Check it out:

Attendance: 13, 886, 272
Prevents : 300,314
Ordinances: 93,741
EVR: 4,264 (Emergency Vehicle Response)
Medical Assists: 4,963
Rescues: 3,622
Agency Assists: 1,456
Boat Warnings: 1,005
Boat Distress: 176
Boat Value: $11,701,800
Missing Persons: 475
Resuscitations: 475
SCUBA Attendance: 16,030
Drownings: 1
Body Recovery: 1

Numbers that the whole agency are very proud of.