Friday, December 08, 2006

kooks...

Although I grew up in Palos Verdes and absolutely love the place, the people are total assholes and the surfers are probably among the worst. Lunada Bay gets world class breaks a few times a year and has been surfed for as long by a crew of 40-something losers known as "the Bay Boys."
Some of them shred and are epic surfers, but they are dicks. They consider it to be a local break and only a very select few outsiders get to paddle out. For fucks sake, its like they think they are all some Johnny Boy Gomes at Pipe or something.
If you're an outsider, and get through a flurry of rocks being thrown at you while trying to paddle out, you may return to your car with flat tires, a broken windshield, and most likely some kind of human waste on some part of your car. Fucking kooks.
Recently, I read a surf report that claims that some of the new school kids are starting to do this at "the Cove", also known as Malaga Cove. This is truly a historical break with tons of the old guys growing up surfing there. Now I hear its become a nightmare.

I would love to chance to paddle out one day, when there are tons of there fuckers, and have one of them threaten me as a newcomer. I surfed that place before some of these shits were even walking. Oh man, that would be some fun shit.

Fuck barneys.

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